WAYLON AND WILLIE COLD BEER AND CHILI CONFERENCE
Standings as of November 21, 1994

NORTHERN DIVISION
      x-Nebraska        7-0-0   11-0-0
        Colorado        7-1-0   10-1-0
        Kansas State    5-2-0    8-2-0
        Kansas          3-4-0    6-5-0
	Missouri        2-5-0    3-8-0
	Iowa State      0-6-1   0-10-1
SOUTHERN DIVISION
      x-Texas A&M       4-0-0   10-0-1
        Oklahoma        5-4-0    6-4-0
	Texas Tech      2-3-0    6-4-0
	Baylor          1-2-0    7-3-0
        Texas           1-3-0    6-4-0
        Oklahoma State  0-7-1    3-7-1

'x': Clinched Division Championship


LAST WEEK'S SCORES:	    	       Jerry
		     Willie's Waylon's Jeff's
		       Pick    Pick    Pick	

TCU		17	14	21	10
Texas A&M	34	27	31	27

Texas Tech	34	41	45	36
Houston		 0	 7	 9	 0

Oklahoma State	 6	10	10	12
Kansas State	23	34	34	28

Iowa State	20	21	10	56
Colorado	41	38	27	 7 

Kansas		31	17	20	24
Missouri	14	20	17	10



THIS WEEK'S GAMES:
*	Texas at Baylor			Thursday
*	Nebraska at Oklahoma		Friday
	Texas Tech at TCU		Friday
	Kansas State at UNLV
	Missouri at Hawaii

'*' denotes conference games

                       Last
                       Week      Total
Willie's record:       4-1-0    71-15-2   .818
Waylon's record:       5-0-0    72-14-2   .830
Jerry Jeff's record:   4-1-0    44-14-3   .746


The W&WCB&CC Magazine scours the country in search of qualified
prognisticators to serve as guest Jerry Jeff.  Some weeks we find
certifiable geniuses; others we, well, don't.  This week we are
sure we have found one of the former:  from Texas Christian Univ-
ersity, we are proud to introduce the SWC Contest Leader, heather.


%Waylon's Picks
+Willie's Picks
!Jerry Jeff's Picks


Texas at Baylor	

%Your replacement for the Texas-Texas A&M Thanksgiving Day excitement 
%has bowl implications: winner will go to the Hancock Bowl, who gets the
%fourth place W&W team, while the loser probably gets a year supply of
%twine for their Weedwacker. If this was at Texas I'd say Baylor would
%win, but it's at Waco, so Baylor will roll.
%	Baylor 37, Texas 20

+Waylon's a little confused, you know.  Texas is El Paso bound unless
+they get absolutely shellacked by the Bears.  It ain't gonna happen.
+Baylor is suspect against the pass, and Texas is downright awful 
+against the run, but when it comes right down to it never bet against
+the Horns when you're expecting a score-o-thon.  (Unless they're play-
+Colorado, of course.)
+	Texas 38, Baylor 34

!i'm seeing my old boyfreind from baylor medical school again, and
!eric more went to texas and he's a jerk.
!	baylor 5, texas 1


Nebraska at Oklahoma

%It's time for the former big rivalry game for the Huskers (before Colorado's
%dominance) and the Sooners (before they sucked.) Gibbs is gone, so 
%expect the players to be hyped for this one. There are gobs and gobs of 
%tickets remaining for this (who'd a-thunk it?) and Nebraska will probably
%be looking to Miami. I'll go WAY out on a limb for this one, mainly because
%I'm up a game in the standings. 
%	Oklahoma 24, Nebraska 14

+Waylon, you sentimental fool.  OU just doesn't match up to the Huskers.
+(But then I'm not sure who does.)  Much has been made about an emotional
+farewell to Gibbs from his players, but I'm not buying it.  Expect the
+Huskers to quiet the Norman crowd early.
+	Nebraska 35, Oklahoma 10

!oklahoma's shade of red is SO much more attractive.
!	oklahoma 6, nebraska 5


Texas Tech at TCU

%Irrelevant. Not like anyone even knows where TCU is. :)
%	Texas Tech 23, TCU 17

+Everybody knows where TCU is.  It's where the girls are girls and
+the boys are, too!  :-)  If Texas wins Thursday the Raiders may
+have a letdown.  Nevertheless they are red-hot right now.  Who am
+I not to pick 'em?
+	Texas Tech 28, TCU 24

!max knake is a hunk.  my roomate used to date him and he's real
!nice too.  i'm so sure we'll beat tech.
!	tcu 67, trimble tech 1


Kansas State at UNLV

%Viva Las Vegas. KSU plays a good MAC team. This, of course, is the same 
%thing as that chain of ATMs in the Midwest. Or is it? K-State's in the money.
%	Kansas State 41, UNLV 10

+Wildcats roll against a WAC pansy.
+	Kansas State 45, UNLV 7

!does my hair look ok?  i bought this bow because it matches my purse.
!	kansas state 6, unlv 5


Missouri at Hawaii

%This, of course, is the closest the Tigers will get to a bowl game this 
%year. The Rainbows are the most underrated 6-6 team in football. 
%	Hawaii 23, Missouri 3

+I don't know much about the Rainbows, except that they beat Oregon.
+I do know that Mizzou sucks.
+	Hawaii 24, Missouri 10

!i went to hawaii this summer.  making love on the beech is so much
!fun!
!	hawaii 10000000, missouri 0