Two Dave's Pick The SEC
Bowl Game Edition

December 15, 1994

Welcome to the Bowl Game Edition of Two Dave's Pick The SEC.  We are 
delighted to have TWO Guest Dave's for this special event.  First, John 
Mitgardt, who will kill you if you do not like his opinion, and our color 
analyst CANCUNASS, who will certainly make things interesting.

You can also find this document on the RSFC WWW site:
 
http://www.engr.wisc.edu/~dwilson/rfsc
 
John Mitgardt is doing a tremendous job keeping up the rsfc www site, but 
needs YOUR HELP to make it BETTER.  So get off of your butt, go look at the 
site, and find something to contribute!!! 

This will be the last time Wade "I'll enter 1995 as a married man" 
Moricle edits for us as a bachelor.  So we'd like to thank Wade his 
superb editing all year, and we hope the married old man Wade will keep 
the job next year!  

Swanger adds these comments:

Yikes, the first bowl is tonight and the two Dave's Picks were nearly
late, all because El Swang was lazy.

CANCUNASS offers these comments:

IM VERR HAPP 2 BEE HEAR WIFF DA 2 DAVEZ EVEN DOEDEY CANT H0LD MY CUZZIN 
J.J.Z J0CKSTR@P WIFF A HYDR0LL1C LIFF!!  TANX aGin GUYZ!!!!  ITZ A 
PRIVALEDGE SINCE IM REALLY NOT BIG ON B0WLIN AND DOSE FUNNY LOOGIN SHO3S 
MAKE MYE FEET SWEATT!!!

On to the games!!!!!

# precedes Swanger's picks
% precedes Magee's picks
! precedes Mitgardt's picks
you'll recognize CANCUNASS' picks.

Central Michigan & Nevada-Las Vegas   Las Vegas     12/15   9p    ESPN

# GIVE ME A BREAK, NEITHER OF THESE TEAMS COULD MAKE IT IN THE SEC, VANDY
# WOULD BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF EITHER TEAM!!!!  
# Randall Cunningham U. 17, Central Mich 6
% Jerry Tarkanian's X-team vs. 10 times better than Y00-M.
% Tark's X-team 23 - Directional Michigan 9
! UNLV is on a mission from Tark! They will not be denied, especially from
! by a school that just recently had 4 ties in one season! (something 
! about the state of Michigan, eh?)
! Rebs 29 CMU 21
ID L1KE TO TAEK DA CH!PPUHMUNX 8UT DAT D3R3 TERRY TASM@N1AN IS SUMMTIN
ELZE!!!^!!!   HE NEEDZ 2 STOP P0LL1SHIN HEEZ HED WIFF DAT T0WEL B-4 HE
RUBBS THRU TOO HIS BRANE.   UN-ELVIS 31-19.

Boston College & Kansas State         Aloha         12/25   3+p   ABC

# GIVE ME A BREAK, NEITHER TEAM COULD WIN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP (ok, so
# they'd probably beat Vandy), BUNCHA NO GOOD, LOW-LIFE, NON-SOUTHERN
# TEAMS (grumble, grumble).  Oh, hell, didn't BCU beat that crummy
# Notre Dame team (yeah, like that was hard this year)?  That's not 
# good enough...
# Kansas State 21, Catholic Stompers 16
% Beating Catholics vs. Kansas State in Hawii.  Well, at least they'll have
% nice weather, but it's not much of a game.
% Beating Catholics 24 - Kansas State 23
! KSU is a paper tiger. A good team, but a top 10 team? No way, no day!
! BC 31 KSU 20
MAYBE DOSE PR0TESTANT REFS WIL GIVE KAY-ST A CHANCE S!NC3 DAY AINT
CATH0L|CK && BC SEEMZ TO FEED OFFA ANTE-CATLICK BIAS.  IM GUNNA HALF
TO GO WIFF COACH SNYDER JUSS CUZ HE WAS GREAT ON DUKES 0 HAZZYRD!!
KSU 24-22.

Arizona & Utah                        Freedom       12/27   9p   Raycom

# UTAH HAS A PRETTY GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR, THEY WON A ZILLION GAMES,
# WHILE ARIZONA HAD AN AVERAGE YEAR IN A MEDIOCRE (IE: NON-SEC)
# CONFERENCE.  I LIKE ARIZONA'S COLORS THOUGH, THEY ARE "ALMOST"
# AS GOOD AS AUBURN'S AND HOW IN GOD'S NAME CAN I PULL FOR A TEAM
# LIKE UTAH.  UTAH?  NOT THIS YEAR!
# RIPPED OFF GEORGIA TECH BUT I LIKE THEM ANYWAY. 
# DESERT STORM ARIZONA 16, UTAH 14
% Well, at least the games are getting a *little* better.  SI's jinx placed
% Arizona as preseason #1.  HA!  But they'll blow Utah out.
% Arizona 31 - Utah 17
! The WAC OWNS the Pac 10!
! Utes 25  Zona 13
OOOO, AGAME FIT FOR RAY-C0M.   CANT WAIT.  KN0TT!!   G1MME A RUB1X
CUBE OAFER THIS TING ANY DAY!!!   SN000ZZZEEEEV1111LLLLEE33E33.  Z0na
will 1CE TEE DA UTES!!   UA 55-10.

Texas Christian & Virginia            Independence  12/28   8p    ESPN

# OH YEAH, LIKE MORALE IS GOING TO BE GREAT AT TCU AFTER PAT SULLIVAN
# TRIED TO JUMP SHIP.  IT AIN'T SO MUCH THAT HE TRIED TO LEAVE, BUT 
# THAT HE WANTED TO GO TO LSU, THE SECOND WORST SEC TEAM.  COME TO THINK
# OF IT, THE SECOND WORST SEC TEAM HAS GOT TO BE BETTER THAN A CO-CHAMP
# IN THE SWC/WAC/BIG 12. WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE (I MEAN
# WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, THESE PEOPLE EAT BBQ BEEF *ON PURPOSE*.)?
#  LUCKILY FOR TCU, THEY GET TO PLAY A TEAM FROM THE ACC.  ACC COMES
# FROM AN OLD NATIVE-AMERICAN SONG AND LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO "WE SUCK".
# THE SONG GOES TO THE TUNE OF "HI-HO, HI-HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO" AND
# GOES LIKE THIS:
#  "We suck, we suck, we suck we suck we suck..."
#  ALSO LUCKILY FOR TCU IS THAT THEIR COACH, PAT SULLIVAN, PLAYED AND
# COACHED AT AN SEC SCHOOL.  NO WONDER THEY WERE CO-CHAMPS!!
# TCU 24, Inferior team from inferior conference 16
% Hi, I'm Joe Dean, and I would like to Announce that Pat Sulliv...ohhhh
% pardon me, Gerry DeNardo is out new head coach.  Virginia?  Cavaqueers?
% How will Pat tell the kids "Naw, I really wasn't gonna dump you".
% Virginia 34 - TCU 20
! How does Sullivan explain to his kids, I would have ditched you if I was
! richer?
! Hoos 32 TCU 21
WHEN U GETT V1RGINZ ANN H0RN33 T0ADZ TOGETTUH,, ANYTHINK CAN HAPYIN.
TC-$400K-BUYOUT-U  W1LL HALF TURMOWL OVER DAT COACH THING33.  UVI 19-9.

Brigham Young & Oklahoma              Copper        12/29   8p    ESPN

# NO-DOZE CITY, BABEEEEE!  IF KNUTE ROCKNE WERE ALIVE TODAY, HE'D KILL
# HIMSELF BEFORE WATCHING THIS POOR IMITATION OF REAL FOOTBALL (from
# Webster's:  "Real Football:  1. See SEC")
#  SOMEWHERE, SOMEBODY IS CUTTING DOWN A RAIN FOREST TO BURN THE
# TREES TO MAKE ELECTRICITY JUST SO THIS TRAVESTY CAN BE ON TV.  JUST 
# SAY NO!!!
# BYU 24, Shadow of their former sooners 12
% "What the hell is this crap!" - BH
% BY00 17 - 0Y00 14
! BYU didn't win the WAC and OU came in 4th in the Big 8! Eight years ago,
! no one would EVER believe this could happen in the same year!
! BYU 31  OU 30
OH GRATE -- ITS DA COACH-IZ-ALWHEYZ-GREENER SCH00L VERSES DA
W1FE-IZ-ALWHEYZ-GREENER SCH00L.  YAWN0LA.  GESS ILL WATCH ACE VENTURUH
FOR DA UMPTEENTH T2ME.  OU-PUGH 44-3.

North Carolina & Texas                Sun           12/30   2+p   CBS

# "AAAGGGGH!!!!  CHANGE THE CHANNEL, BUTT-HEAD!!!  NO! NO!"
# "SUFFER DUDE."
# NO-DOZE II.  I MEAN, IS THERE A GILLIGAN'S ISLAND MARATHON ON THAT
# DAY?
# TEXAS 21, Another crummy team from a crummy conference 3
% Mack vs. Mack-o-vic.  More crap.
% UNC 23 - UT 10
! With these two no-defense teams, the winner will be the one with the
! ball last!
! Whiners 43   tu 38
ITZ DA BIG MAC B0WL!!  MAC BR0WN == W33N33;;  MAC OVICH == DAZED &&
AND CONFUSED W33N33.  f0R SO LONG ITZ NOT TRU   UT 28-27.
 
Tennessee & Virginia Tech             Gator         12/30   7+p   TBS

# OK, SO I BRAGGED ON THE SEC AND THIS IS WHAT I GET, TENNESSEE?  THE
# WAY THEY PLAYED THIS YEAR, THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN IN A CRUMMY CONFERENCE
# LIKE THE BIG 10 OR THE ACC.  LUCKILY, THEY GET TO PLAY A SNOT-RAG
# LIKE VIRGINIA TECH.  VIRGINIA TECH.  Heh, heh.  Heh heh heh.  HA HA HA!
# INBRED JEDS FROM ROCKY TOP 27, VT 9
% Peyton goes to the first of his 3 bowl games.  Why not 4?  
% ASK HEATH!!!
% Tennessee 24 - VT 17
! Tennessee is playing the BEST football in the SEC and possibly the
! nation now. Shit, Penn State is lucky they ducked UT by joining the Big 10
! or else the VOls would reek havoc and revenge at the same time! Right, 
! Coach Fulmer?
! Best Team in the SEC 23   VPI 13
VT??  IZZ THIS A SCH00L FO PEOPEL WHO ARE ONLY STI1LL 'TECHNIKALLY'   
V1RGINZ?  n0 MATTER:  BIG 0RANGE WILL PEEL DEM DERE TURKEY BUZZYRDS
CAUSE DE SEC R00LZ LIKE A BIG SLAWBERRIN MANG33 FLEE-BITTIN 0NE-EYE
MISSIN CATAH0ULUH CURR DAWG!!!   DA VOLsss   63-29.

Colorado State & Michigan             Holiday       12/30   9p    ESPN

# SNOOZE ALERT, SNOOZE ALERT, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!!  OK, I'LL ADMIT IT, THIS
# GAME *MIGHT* BE WORTH WATCHING, IF YOU'VE GOT A TOOTHACHE AND YOU WANT
# TO GET YOUR MIND OFF THE PAIN.  MICHIGAN.  HOW IN GOD'S NAME DO THEY
# GET ALL OF THOSE GOOD PLAYERS AND MANAGE TO SUCK SO REGULARLY?
# Mich 28, csu 0
% Since this game is in December, the entire Y00-M crowd will chant
% Wait till next year!
% CSU 28 - UM Underachivers 20
! The WAC rules! Michigan, as always, is overated, not choking.
! CSU 27 UM 21
IF S0NNY "I GOT YOU" LUB!CK AND GARY "i g0T CAV1TY IN MY" MOELLER WERE
2 KNOKC HEDS, WOOD IT MAKE A S0UND?   HOL1DAY BOWL?  IT AINT EVEN ON A
HOL1DAY!   CSU 23-20.

East Carolina & Illinois              Liberty       12/31   1p    ESPN

# *FINALLY* A HALFWAY DECENT GAME, EVEN THOUGH NEITHER TEAM IS IN THE
# SEC.  LUCKILY ECU IS IN THE SOUTH ANYWAY AND WILL STOMP THE ILLINI
# UNTIL THEY SAY "THE BIG 10 SUCKS AND WE CAN'T COUNT EITHER!!"
# ECU 28, ILLINOIS 11
% I think this game reeks like the rest.
% Illinois 24 - Directional Carolina 10
! I like both of these teams. Illinois is more talented but ECU sure is
! scrappy. Go with the great D.
! UI 17 ECU 10
EAST CARO G0NNA R00L BAB33,, HEY ILLIN'NOISE, YOU CAINT HIDE Yer
LYING-EYES!!!  AFTER DA GAME YOU'LL BE S1NGIN "LIMPIN' IN MEMFISS"!!
ECU  44-3.

Baylor & Washington State             Alamo         12/31   8p    ESPN

# BAYLOR SUCKS AND WASHINGTON STATE COULDN'T EVEN BEAT A CRUMMY SEC 
# TEAM FROM TENNESSEE (I KNOW, NORMALLY "SEC" AND "CRUMMY" DON'T GO
# TOGETHER EXCEPT IN NASHVILLE AND BATON ROUGE, BUT THE VOLS WERE
# THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE THIS YEAR).  WHAT A DILEMMA, WHICH OF
# THESE SUCKY TEAMS IS GOING TO LOSE?
# BAYLOR 16, WSU 13
% God, is this gonna get any better?
% WSU 21 - Baylor 13 
! I don't anything about these teams...Well, I know I hate Wazzu!
! Bears 28 WSU 24
LEMME PUT THIS GAME IN PERSCRIPTIVE:  BAYLORE == 0FFENSE + DEFENSE ==
0FFENZE + J0E-HAHA-BUGAR == NET(0FFENZIVE PR0DUCSHUN - 1F1N1T33) ==
NEAGAT0RY 1NF1NIT33     HAHAHA!!!!   WAZZUP 98-70.

Miami-Florida & Nebraska              Orange         1/1    8p    NBC

# ALL RIGHT!!  *FINALLY* A TOP-NOTCH GAME IN THIS SORRY LIST OF BOWL GAMES
# (OR SHOULD THAT BE LIST OF SORRY BOWL GAMES).  UNDEFEATED NEBRASKA VERSUS
# ONCE-BEATEN MIAMI.  IT LOOKS LIKE NEBRASKA WILL BE VOTED THE MNC IF THEY
# WIN.  I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT (I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
# THE NITS WINNING IT EITHER...THE SYSTEM IS FLAWED).  I TELL YOU WHAT, I
# WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH (man, what grammar), IF MIAMA WON (AND IT COULD
# HAPPEN) AND IF PSU LOST, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'D VOTE THE HURRICANES
# #1, NOT AFTER THEIR LOSS TO WASHINGTON, I MEAN, NO TEAM THAT COULD LOOK
# THAT CRUMMY SHOULD GET THE MNC UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.  UNLESS, OF
# COURSE, bama, COLORADO, AND FLORIDA ALL LOST TOO, THEN I MIGHT GRUDGINGLY
# GIVE IT TO THEM.
# IT DOESN'T MATTER, CORN-FED BEATS LITTLE HAVANA ANYWAY:
# NEBRASKA 24, BLOWHARDS 17
% HOLY TOLEDO!  A REAL FOOTBALL GAME!!!!!!
% I told you in the preseason that NEBRASKA'S TOM OSBORNE would be the
% MNC Poster boy this year, just like Bobby Bowden was last year.
% "Poor thing, he hasn't won it yet, let's give it to him".
% I could rail on this, but HOW can you HATE TOM?  He's a fine man, and
% a great football coach.  The Orange Jinx? HA!  The Hurricanes will
% be too busy bailing players out of jail to focus on the game.
% Nebraska 31 - Miami 24
! Nebraska is a much better team than the inflated Canes are. I know NU's
! record in bowls really sucks, but UM has been crushed the last two bowls
! themselves. Look for NU to break the streak against the worst Miami team
! since 1984.
! 
C0ACH 0ZZY G00NNA GET DA BIG R1NG DIS YEER MANLY BECAUSE HE DIDNT' TRY
TO TYE KANSAS DIS YEAR.   I TH1NK DAT WARR3N SYRYP GUY IZZ G00D BUT
HEEZ NO MATCH FOR DAT QB FROM NAWLINZ 0R H1S HONK33 BACKUP NE!THER!!
'SKERZ  25-20.

Mississippi St. & North Carolina St.  Peach          1/1    8p    ESPN

# JACKIE SHERRILL BRINGS HIS SIXTEEN-TONS-OF-MEAT LINE TO ATLANTA TO
# BEAT UP ON THE HELPLESS, HAPLESS AND HOPELESS NC STATE TEAM.  THERE
# OUGHTA BE A LAW!!!  (JUST KEEP THE TEAM AWAY FROM THE VARSITY AND
# THE CHEETAH III UNTIL AFTER THE GAME , JACKIE!!)
# SUPERIOR SEC DAWGIES 24, PATHETIC ACC WHATEVERS 7
% Well, the Bulldawgs have pounded their way to Hotlanta, and should 
% literally push NCSU all over the field.  If the Bulldog D shows up,
% it won't even be close!
% Mississippi State 34 - NCSU 17
! Maroon dawgies, you better not lose to another Carolina team in the
! Peach Bowl!!!!!!
! King Jackie 35 NCSU 17
EXP3R1MINT:  TAKE 0NE PART SEC BULLDAWG ADN ADD 1 PART W0LF && TTHRO
DEM IN A DEEP PITT TOGETTUH.  WHOTCHU GOT??    A DED W0LF COVERED WIFF
B1G SLAWBBER!!!    EMMMESSSSSSYOOOUUUU  38-24.

Duke & Wisconsin                      Hall of Fame   1/2   11a    ESPN

# MAN, IT JUST DON'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS...IN HELL, MAYBE!!!
# THEY'LL LET *ANYBODY* INTO A BOWL THESE DAYS (EXCEPT FOR, *SNIFF*,
# PROBATION TEAMS).  THE AMAZING THING IS, SOMEWHERE, THERE ARE ACTUALLY
# PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MESS.  
# DUKE, DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF PUKE, PUKE, PUKE  24, WISCONSIN 14
% D00K is pretty good, WISCONSON has players on DRUGS.
% D00K 17 - Wisconson 16
! No clue.
! Duke 17  UW 17
WHY D1D DA BADG3R CR0SS DA R0DE!!!???!!    CUZ HE KEPT GETT1N HEEZ
BUTT KICCKED BY A G0PH3R!!!   BWAAAHAHAHA!!!    I KILL ME SOMETIME.
D00K 19-3.

Alabama & Ohio State                  Citrus         1/2    1p    ABC

# DESPITE ITS INNATE SUPERIORITY OVER OTHER CONFERENCES, THE SEC DOES
# HAVE A DARK SIDE, AN EVIL SO HORRIBLE THAT DARTH VADER WOULD GET
# ILL IN ITS PRESENCE.  THAT EVIL IS ALABAMA (yeah right, like you
# didn't know that...I can envision Bear Bryant in Hell right now
# talking to Hitler, "No, no, Adolf, you did it all wrong.  First,
# you should've ignored Russia, second, you should've run the 
# wishbone at Normandy").  Still, decorum demands that I pull for
# all SEC teams in Bowls, even the evil teams.  PULL FOR ALABAMA?
# DO CATS PULL FOR DOGS?  DO THE ISRAELI'S ROOT FOR THE NAZIS?
# Is it all right if I JUST pull *against* OSU?  Not that it matters.
# This is SEC versus Big 11.
# Boring Evil Ugly Bama 24, Crummy Slow Big 11 OSU 14
% ATTENTION TIED FANS.  THIS IS JAY BARKER'S LAST GAME.  ALTHOUGH YOU *THINK*
% he is pure as the driven snow, that he is as fine a person that ever 
% walked the earth, and can walk on water, YOU'RE WRONG!!! But he can
% win football games, along with Uncle Roy's help.
% Allie-Bama 17 - TOSU 16 
! Bama squeaks another one out.
! Tide 24 OSU 21
HMMMM, ELLIE F0NT MEN VERSES OH10 FL0W3R CHILDRIN, HMMM, LEMME
TNIK....  HEY, G33N, PH0N3 HOM3R AND U SHOULD HALF N0 PROBLEM-O.!!
SLAWBERIN BAMA 31-13.

Southern Cal & Texas Tech             Cotton         1/2    1p    NBC

# WHO CARES, THE SEQUEL.
# U$C 27, Texas Tech 18
% Crap II.
% U$C 19 - TT 13
! U$C is hot and cold. I guess hot for the Cotton.
! U$C 31 TT 17
1 HALF N0 COMMINT ON DIS ONE EXCEPT DAT IF DIS IZ DA BESS DEY GOT TO
OFFER FROM C0TTON F0LX, DEM IM ASHAM'D TO SAY IM A C00TTON PICKER!!
O.J.'S  40-20.

South Carolina & West Virginia        Carquest       1/2    1+p   CBS

# USC overachieved this year (no easy trick, since they are an SEC team
# and play an SEC schedule).  WVU started the season with a pounding from
# Nebraska.  They also overachieved the rest of the year and actually
# ended up in a Bowl.  Somebody call Ripley's Believe It or Not!  Luckily
# for USC, they are in the SEC and have experience playing real
# football!
# USC 28, WVU 17
% Brad Scott goes from the Orange Bowl to the Carquest Bowl in 1 year.
% I hope that downward slope doesn't continue, or they'll be the LSU
% of the East!
% USC 21 - WVU 17
! Two teams with great fan support. Look for South Florida to be flooded
! with WVU and USC faithful. The game should be fun.
! USC 23 WVU 21
GET A B0LW GAME, GET A REEL B0WL GAME!!!   THIS CARKWEST NAPA AUTO
P0WER TRAIN WARRANT33 B0WL IS DA LAUGH-IN STOCK OFF C0LLEGE
F00HBULL!!!  O WELL, AT LEEST DEY GOT A TEEM DAT IS B1G AND SLAWBERZ 
EVERY 
0NCE ON A WILE....  USC 20-18.

Colorado & Notre Dame                 Fiesta         1/2    4+p   NBC

# ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER DECENT GAME, EVEN IF ND ONLY HAS A 6-4-1 RECORD AND
# SHOULD BE PLAYING TROY STATE IN THE SEATTLE GRUNGE BOWL INSTEAD OF
# IN THIS GAME.  THIS GAME COULD BE CLOSE, BECAUSE THE IRISH HAVE A LOT
# OF GOOD PLAYERS, THEY JUST HAVE A COACH WHO WENT INTO BRAIN-LOCK EVERY 
# THREE SECONDS THIS YEAR.  STILL...
# COLORADO, BABEEEE  28, IRISH 16
% You think another McCartney will appear, kinda like that thing with
% Paul in the late 60's?
% CU 34 - Notre Dame 17
! I know you never picked against Lou in a bowl. But CU is a very good
! team and Notre Dame is not, by any means.
! CU 38   ND 14
ALL DEEZ CAPITALL LETT3RZ GIVIN ME HEDACHE BUTT ST1LL ! PRESS ON....
NEW C0ACH STEVE P0STNASAL GETZ 0FF TO G00D START....  CU 38-22.

Oregon & Penn State                   Rose           1/2    5p    ABC

# OH, OH  OH!!!  BACK WHEN I THOUGHT AUBURN (A PROBATION TEAM IN THE
# SUPERIOR SEC) HAD A CHANCE TO GO UNDEFEATED, I TRIED TO ENVISION A
# METHOD, A SCHEME, A SCENARIO WHERE OREGON COULD WIN THIS GAME.
# UNFORTUNATELY, AUBURN LOST A GAME TO THE EVIL EMPIRE AND NOW MY
# VISION HAS CLEARED.  PSU WILL WIN SO EASILY, SO DECISIVELY, THAT
# PEOPLE WILL ACCUSE JOEPA OF RUNNING UP THE SCORE.  WELL, I HOPE
# HE DOES RUN UP THE SCORE.  GO FOR IT JOE, SCORE 50, NO, 100!!!
# PSU 38, ORE-GONE 14
% P1NN STATE will be the nightmare ending the duck's dream.
% P$U 44 - Quacks 10
! No luck for the ducks. JoePa does not choke.
! PSU 47 Oregon 34
P1NN ST STARTED WIFF LAFAYETTE AND LEE H1GH AND HALF GONE D0WNHLIL
SINCE DEN,,,   L00K F0 SLAWBERRIN DUX TO PREFAIL....  !!  UO 31-30.

Florida & Florida State               Sugar          1/2    8+p   ABC

# YAHOO, ANOTHER GOOD GAME!!  UF HAD FSU STOMPED A FEW WEEKS AGO,
# BUT FORGOT THAT THE GAME LASTS FOR 60 MINUTES, NOT 45.  I DON'T
# KNOW, MY ESP KEEPS SAYING FSU, BUT I AM GOING TO OVERRIDE MY 
# PHSYCO, UH, I MEAN PSYCHIC SENSE AND GO FOR THE GATORS.
# GATORZ ROOL EXCEPT AGAINST AUBURN IN THE SWAMP 31, FSU 30
% Since God loves Danny Wuerffel MORE than he does Jay Barker, and 
% Spurrier WILL correct his D to make sure that previous events do not
% repeat themsleves, UF GONNA ROLL.
% Florida 41 - FSU 17
! Like I said last time, I do not think the game will be close. One team
! will get hot and beat the hell out of the other. In the last game UF was
! hot for three quarters and FSU was sizzling for one. One team will dominate
! this game, again I will guess Florida, but don't be surprised if it is the
! other way around. When these teams play poorly, the are REALLY poor.
! Florida 38  Noles 17
D13, V1S0RB0Y!!!,,  OR SH00D I SAY TYE V1SORBOY!!!   WHUTTA FIRST   
CLASS A-1 STEAK SAUCE GIMPO1D!!!   ACTAULLY , U NKOW WHUT 1 L!K3 ABO2T
DADDY N1MROD???     NUTTTIN!!!!  HEREZ HOPIN DAT KARATE CHOP GETZ USED
ALOT IN SUGER B0WL!!   WAX ON!!   WAX 0FFF!!!!1!!  FS-Y00 44-28.

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Swanger's Stats:

There ain't no stats this week, except Mark Mitchell finished the
regular season in 1st place, just ahead of Ugly Head. JJ Clyde
was in last place and the rest of us were jammed in the middle
somewhere.  Mitchell is a god.  He rules!!!


--
David K. Magee             "Odds are my CRAY is faster than yours."
magee@ra.msstate.edu                      #include <std.disclaimer>