Taken from the final 1999 ratings of David Rothman, and placed in order by winning percentage, here are some not-quite-real league standings from the 1999 college football season.

Conjunction Conference

North Carolina A&T...................11-2  .846
Washington & Jefferson............... 9-3  .750
Florida A&M..........................10-4  .714
Texas A&M College Station............ 8-4  .667
Emory & Henry........................ 6-4  .600
Alabama A&M.......................... 6-5  .545
William & Mary....................... 6-5  .545
Washington & Lee..................... 5-5  .500
Texas A&M Kingsville................. 5-6  .455
Texas A&M Commerce................... 4-7  .364
West Texas A&M....................... 3-8  .273
Franklin & Marshall.................. 2-8  .200
Prairie View A&M..................... 2-8  .200
Lewis & Clark........................ 0-9  .000

Davis & Elkins dropped football in 1962.

Presidential Conference

Taylor...............................10-2  .833
Jackson State........................ 9-3  .750
Washington & Jefferson............... 9-3  .750
Washington (Missouri)................ 8-3  .727
James Madison........................ 8-4  .667
Washington (Seattle)................. 7-5  .583
Harding.............................. 5-5  .500
Truman State......................... 4-7  .364
Lincoln (Missouri)................... 0-3  .000

Berg & Burg Conference

Wittenberg...........................11-1  .917
Wartburg.............................10-1  .909
Pittsburg State......................10-2  .833
Frostburg State...................... 8-3  .727
Shippensburg State................... 8-3  .727
Bloomsburg State..................... 7-4  .636
Augsburg............................. 6-4  .600
Fitchburg State...................... 6-4  .600
Muhlenberg........................... 6-4  .600
Waynesburg........................... 5-4  .556
Heidelberg........................... 4-6  .400
East Stroudsburg State............... 4-7  .364
Gettysburg........................... 3-7  .300

Wesleyan Conference

Ohio Wesleyan........................8- 2  .800
Illinois Wesleyan....................6- 3  .667
Kentucky Wesleyan....................7- 4  .636
Wesleyan (CT)........................5- 3  .625
Nebraska Wesleyan....................4- 6  .400
Kansas Wesleyan......................2- 7  .222
West Virginia Wesleyan...............2- 8  .200
Iowa Wesleyan........................1- 9  .100
Dakota Wesleyan......................0-10  .000

All-Hyphen Conference

Carson-Newman........................13-1  .929
Hardin-Simmons.......................12-1  .923
Pomona-Pitzer........................ 7-1  .875
Winston-Salem........................ 8-3  .727
Bethune-Cookman...................... 7-4  .636
Gardner-Webb......................... 7-4  .636
Baldwin-Wallace...................... 6-4  .600
Tri-State Indiana.................... 6-4  .600
Randolph-Macon....................... 5-5  .500
Lenoir-Rhyne......................... 5-6  .455
Rose-Hulman.......................... 2-8  .200
Culver-Stockton...................... 1-9  .100
Hampden-Sydney....................... 1-9  .100

Games we'd like to see:

Tennessee - Williams

Slippery Rock - Stony Brook

Martin Luther - Catholic (1517 again)

Liberty - Defiance (1776 again)

Union - Defiance (1861 again)

Michigan - Huron (battle of Great Lakes)

Columbia - Sewanee (battle of rivers)

Appalachian State - Rocky Mountain (battle

of hills)

Bentley - Plymouth State (battle of cars)

The joy of small college football: Since only 114 of 689 football playing colleges are NCAA 1-A, if you ignore the others you are missing 83% of college football!